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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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