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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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