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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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