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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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