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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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