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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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