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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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