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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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