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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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