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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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