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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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