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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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