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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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