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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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