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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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