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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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