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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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