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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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