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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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