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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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