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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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