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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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