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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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