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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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