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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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