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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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