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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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