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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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