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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Minnie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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