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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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