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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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