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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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