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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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