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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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