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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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