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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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