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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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