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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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