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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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