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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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