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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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