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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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