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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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