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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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