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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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