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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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