Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.