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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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