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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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