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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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