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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Murphy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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