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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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