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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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