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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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