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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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