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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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