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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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