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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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